It's been a hot minute since I had a real "post" hasn't it? HAPPY NEW YEAR, INTERNET! 2012 is here, along with my last semester of school. Let's take a moment to think about that, shall we? I have been in school for 19 years. Well, 18.5, I guess. Nineteen when I graduate. That's longer than most marriages last. I've never NOT been a student. WTF am I gonna do out in the real world? It's terrifying. Also, we are trying to decide where we are going to move, if we're even going to move, once I graduate. Options: stay in M'boro; leave M'boro but stay in TN; move to Florida; move somewhere in the South (Mr. T will not go any further north - he doesn't do winter and has been the cutest giant baby over the weather - and it's warm for winter, if you ask me...); move to California; move to Hawaii. Yes, Hawaii. Mr. T just came up with that one a week or so ago. You better believe I'm going to look for jobs out there. That would be awesome!
How do you train a cat? I don't want them to sit or anything, just...stay out of stuff. I don't think it's possible. Chairman Meow gets into EVERYTHING. All the time. Got home today and he had torn into the trash. Again. None of our doors actually latch, and he learned how to open them almost immediately upon arrival in our home. We have to drag the box of kitty litter (the clean one, not the actual litter box, OBV) in front of the bedroom door to keep him locked in at night or he destroyes everything. Can I say "everything" again? E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. He has drug razors out of the bathroom to play with. I mean...come on! I hate that cat. Hate. But Mr. T loves him, so he stays. He got neutered last week, so maybe (maybe? please?) he'll start to mellow out. That day he was at the vet? zomgsoglorious!
Russell Brand and Katy Perry are divorcing. Now, anyone who knows me knows that there are two men in this entire world that could even come close to possibly convincing me to leave Mr. T. Those men are Russell Brand and Ryan Reynolds. Now, I do have a list like Dooce (if you must know: 1. Russell Brand 2. Ryan Reynolds 3. Justin Timberlake 4. Alexander Skarsgard 5. Jude Law), but these two are special. And several people have told me they thought this would be good news to me, but they are wrong! I mean, who on this planet is as suitable for my darling Russell than Katy Perry? She's as psycho as he is!! His love for her convinced me to give her music another chance, and now I'm a fan, for crying out loud!! This is as upsetting to me as when Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson divorced. (Side note: Scarlett is an idiot. We all know that, right? I mean, I get ridiculed all. the. time. for liking Russell Brand, but everyone has the hots for Ryan Reynolds. AND SHE DIVORCED HIM?!?!?!?!?!)
I am going to go wipe my tears then talk about something else. Ready? Okay.
I'm creating a "happy" playlist full of guilty pleasure songs. Help me! I was going to type them all out, but I got about a third of the way through and lost interest. Too hard. Let's see if this link works, shall we? I can list the artists, though!
Beyonce, Bo Burnham, Britney Spears, Cee Lo Green, The Darkness, The Flaming Lips, Flight of the Conchords, Garfunkel and Oates, Gym Class Heroes, Here Come the Mummies, Jackie Q (from Get Him to the Greek), Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, LMFAO, The Lonely Island, Maroon 5, OutKast, Rocky Horror songs, Rihanna, Spice Girls, Stephen Lynch, The Ting Tings, and Weezer.
Yes, I am one classy lassy. Be jealous!!
Dance party segue!!
This has gone on long enough. I bet I hit 1k words this time, suckas!! I'm gonna end with three songs, two by Stephen Lynch and one by LMFAO. Watch them!!!!