These are my thoughts while using the bathroom at work.
- Since Zynga bought Draw Something the ads have gotten out of control.
- Draw Something takes too long to load!
- Are you seriously brushing your teeth right now?!
- I should write a blog about this...
- Will it violate my “No Doocing” clause?
- Hehe... Dooce, Deuce, poo....
- Okay, now I’m not even in the bathroom, that makes the title a liar!
- Listen lady, I’m pooping, you’re pooping - we’re all pooping. Don’t be scared.
- Oh gross - she’s pooping!
- You don’t have to try to hide the fact that you’re pooping. I’m about to do the same thing. Don’t try to hold it until I leave - we’re in this together now.
- I’m not trying to hide my poo! It just happens to be quiet right now!
- I’m not actually pooping, I’m playing Draw Something!! Don’t think I’m pooping!
- Okay, I’m totally pooping. But I’m also playing Draw Something. Multi-tasking!
- I can’t believe I forgot my phone...
So I typed in "thinking" for a GIS....and this was on the first screen of results. Come on, Google!