Sitting on the couch. Roommate's stupid dog is in heat because they can't afford to get her neutered - don't get me started. Anyway....
Look up and Splinter is HUMPING HER! Hump. Ing. Her. I go into ballistic mode and they scatter like flies. Now it's just me and the cats in the living room and life is good.
After I locked Splinter in his crate and returned to my computer, however.....I realized the song currently playing on my Spotify "happy" playlist......was "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
omg, guys. omg.