March 25, 2013

Hopes and Dreams: Day 25

Day 25: If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be and what would you eat?

I kind of regret starting this now. Only 5 more days, Mrs. Wilson - stay strong! But geeze...some of these are dumb. I don't really care to meet any historical figures. They'd probably smell. Do you know how bad hygiene was back then? "When?" you may ask. Does it matter?? Go back 100 years and smell what people smelled like. No, thank you. Plus, the only historical people anyone remembers are really smart. Or famous. Either way, I have nothing to talk about with them. Plus, have you seen me? Go back too far in time and I'll just freak them the f out. Pants! Tattoos! Weird hair! Contact lenses! Granted, they probably wouldn't see those...but what if it came up?? Or I had my cell phone out?! They'd flip. Plus it would totally alter history. No, thank you, I say. I won't be the one to accidentally cause Hitler to be even worse. But I would like a steak, please. With potatoes and steamed vegetables. That are actually cooked all the way through this time, and not still crunchy like the last time I went to Applebee's.